Amaturecrastinator

My teacher told me to write a paper, but I told him I, like other writers, am on strike.

My sister Jillian and I were looking at a list of dirty words and I called Jill "wizzer"
Jill asked "what?"
I read aloud "doo-doo"
Jill said "pizzer"
I questioned "What? you mean 'pisser'?"
Jill chuckled "oh! ha ha"
There was a silence as we looked at the list.
Jill broke the quite, puzzled.
"pink pencil?"