Right testicle still hurts. Pain pill make me sleepy. The pain shoots into my stomach and my stomach hurts because of all the pills I'm required to take. All in all life is pretty shitty right now. I wont be able to do the show tomorrow. I have horrible pain if my balls are allowed to hang freely. I'm going to internet search "Ball Hammock".

Just thought of a new product: "Ham Cock"

Please cry for me.